It was a cold winter morning, January 21, 2021 at 12:01 pm, the fifth anniversary of the swearing in ceremony of our 45th president, President Donald J. Trump. Our nation’s capitol is covered with more than three feet of snow and it is a blistering 45 degrees below freezing in Washington D. C. The crowd estimated to be numbering in the millions, have braved this blistering cold afternoon to purchase the First Edition of President Trump’s just released “new and improved version” of The Art of The Deal, Part Two. President Trump is in his warm cozy suite at the Trump International Hotel with his black super-size Sharpie in his hand, standing at the ready, awaiting the first 1000 individuals who have survived the long cold morning and have the $20,000 entry fee to have their personal copy of their book signed by him. A movie deal has just been completed and the movie, The Making of President Trump, has been produced and directed personally by President Donald J. Trump. The movie will not be released until the book sells reach 60 million copies sold.
Trump recently gave his upcoming book and movie a thumb’s up in his press conference last week from the Oval Office. ” It’s the best book, the best book ever written,” Trump informed the waiting press. “It is better than Gone With The Wind and the movie will be better, much much better than Birth of A Nation. Trump has pledge to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth on how he planned to ascend to the presidency back in 1985 and reveal his sources and methods in his successful effort to become the “greatest, greatest president of all time. “Greater than President Abraham Lincoln, greater than President George Washington.” as he gestures with his fingers. Shortly after Trump’s statements one of the reporters from CNN asked why he did not included President Barack Obama in his comparison. “Obama was born in Kenya.” Trump blurted out as his face became as white as snow. “In my book and the movie, I explain how I used the birther thing and rode this lie all the way to the White House. Trump refers to Obama as the “Manchurian President and sated he should have never been in the White House in the beginning. “What about the Mueller investigation?” shouted out MSNBC reporter, Katy Tur. “The investigation that lasted twenty two months and indicted over 30 individuals.” Trump face turns apple red when he responded to the question. “No collusion, no collusion!” I explained this all in the book and the movie. Buy the book and the movie will be out after we reach our goal of 60 million copies sold.” said Trump. “This Rush-cher Thing was all a part of fake news and everybody knows the press is the enemy of the people.
A female reporter from the New York Times asked how he managed to survive the Hollywood Access Tapes and the #MeToo Movement. “Will that be revealed in your book and the movie? Trump faced turned blue with as he was angered by the question but responded. “Bill Cosby went to the Big House. I went to the White House.” Trump reminded the press reporters that he has a “large brain” and how he graduated at the top of his class. Without any warnings, the lights in the Oval Office went totally dark and when the lights finally came back on, Trump was gone. I immediately woke up when the alarm went off at 5am. It was a dream, only a dream, however sometimes dreams come true.